Convince me to buy DayZ, with cunning arguments.

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poispois

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"I, for example am the hat guy," -PoisPois

FUNNIEST THING I HEARD ALL DAY

"@Davkas have you been killed by a team mate yet?" - Samskumm

Sam would be more than happy to empty an M4 mag into you as you sit innocently in front of him.

"also xxxihero's head catches bullets nicely" - cmd

dick.

Welcome @Davkas to the Revenant family, and i'm pretty confident you will find your place here, everybody here is great fun and love to help each other. With that being said, if you ever need anything in DayZ, dont hesitate to holla at me and i'd be more than happy to go and find you someone who can help XDXDXDXDXD.

Not really, i can help you.
This is too funny! Best thing to read before going to work!
 

RivaCom

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That video makes no sense, you see the bullet hitting the wall yet he still dies.
 
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